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    Font - REAL ESTATE Millennials Are Buying Homes Because of Their Dogs - Not Their Children or Marriages They want a better yard for their best friend bienenkiste and i'm proud of y'all
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    Smile - dragondicks: psychara: worldofmarije: A while ago, I was playing around with Photo Booth. I put my cat in front of the camera and I almost died laughing when he saw himself. He was so shocked! НАНАНА "WHAT HAVE I BECOME" e dragondicks Source: worldofmarije 320,304 notes
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    Font - REI tilthat Follow : TIL Humans domesticated dogs before they developed written language via reddit.com onion-souls Follow And now the hairy little bastards never will 54,678 notes
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    Rectangle - REI K tilthat TIL Raccoons were able to open 11 of 13 complex locks in fewer than 10 tries and had no problems repeating the action when the locks were rearranged or turned upside down. They can also remember the solutions to tasks for up to 3 years. via ift.tt threesideddream the day the octopi and the raccoons form an alliance is the day humanity will perish heyheyvey We'd have far more to fear if crows and raccoons united. callmebliss-got-swamped Crows, raccoons, and octopi: the t
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    Font - birdmap: alanturing: the girl who lives next to me just brought a guy home at 1am and the walls are super thin and i can hear them watching the entire llamas with hats series llamas with hats and chill 3 no-chill-at-all Source: alanturing 155,500 notes ...
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    Carnivore - soyrwoo: dajo42: reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form "hey, jen, did you finish those taxes?" "uh... jen...?"
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    Font - sharingwritingprompts A huge and ancient dragon loses her clutch of eggs. She decides to adopt an office building full of employees as her children. But to keep them safe, she doesn't want to let any of them leave. agender-plant "Mighty Opiess, Destroyer of Kingdoms, pl-" "Mom." "Uh..right. Mom. Um, so I have to get back home. I've got three kids who need dinner and I really think I should..go..back. .why are you crying?" "Grandbabies!!" shapeshiftinterest her business children earn money
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    Plant - unflatteringcatselfies To enter the forest you must first answer a riddle told by the majestic fluff tail brothers disgustinganimals I don't consider it a riddle when a cat says "give us five dollars" but okay. Source: 121,857 notes
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    Font - strongermonster that reminds me of a couple years ago when my dumbass stupid bee post was going around and someone was trying to argue w me abt how unethical beekeeping for honey was so i was like "ahaha what? i don't beekeep for the honey i throw that nasty goop out! i eat the bees. crunchy" and i thought they were going to try and kill me in real life
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    Cat - great-tweets Follow Sass @supergirl_sass Sometimes I remember that the word "cat" appears nowhere in the original miette tweet but we all understood, instinctively, that miette was a cat Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood Mar 19, 2019 me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don't trip on you miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
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    Photograph - confusionofconfusions 1 minute dinner -~200 cat heart beat 40) minutes 10 paws %3D in 40 = 1 minute -~ 200 cat heart beat in (40) minutesS 10 paws dinner %3D 40= Boris won't stop annoying me for dinner even though dinner is in 40 minutes so I'm trying to teach Boris when to expect dinner using base-bean confusionofconfusions is it working ptactwo 40 panis sulking Source:confusionofconfusions 6,828 notes
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    Product - carlsagan: unclepolymer: Pusheen the cat making some chemistry. That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn't even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way too close to his face. Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety
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    Font - ravenstagsmooches I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory. ¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio. waiting-unknown Dude it works also in Italian! 'Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio' envahissantecapucine could also work in french: "où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire" warning--known--fangirl The ultimate pun badmooonrising IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE "Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? P
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    Font - abloodymess that tree isn't high enough stupid! A taschaface He's so sleepy he doesn't even care. <3 adriofthedead me as a bat
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    Vertebrate - OH MY GOD BABY WEASELS THEYRE SO CUTE AND TINY WHAT THE HECK I made a noise that sounded like a deflating balloon ifunny.co
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